Timb Bomb

Set up a time. Listen to the ticking of the clock that counts down. Be patient. Ready for an explosion. My patience has run out, and it's the thickheaded people I come in contact with that cause the ticking of the clock to skip. The people with wit and common sense help pause the clock for a few seconds and the bomb is left alone. Leaving it alone brings the roaches and bugs back out of their holes to come out and feed on what they think is good for them; chewing away, only gaining short discharges. Possibly when my time bomb stops ticking it can get rid of the creepy crawlers that bother me throughout the day. If the bomb I've set did happen to explode though, I'd be left in pieces, which would allow the roaches to feed off every piece they find.

I need to set a new timer.